Number 1 is my favorite.
As far as I’m concerned, “whom” is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
– Calvin Trillin
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
– Irvin S. Cobb
I was sorry to hear my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I am not feeling very well myself.
– Mark Twain
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
– Winston Churchill
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
– Stephen King
Insgthis like this liven things up around here.